Total Medals Earned: 315 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,150 Points
Medals Earned: 5/25 (30/640 points)
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 7/9 (145/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 8/11 (325/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!